send in the heavies

(v.) to send bailiffs

We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.

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ferry

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

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sorriest

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

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Little Tin God

(Idiom) A self important, dictatorial person.

Now psycho bitch has written over 100 definitions, she is behaving like a little tin god.

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ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

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Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

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i r

purposeful grammatical error meaning "I am"

See i r teh win

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