smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

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down-and-out

(n.) or (adj.) A homeless person, a bum.

He is a down-and-out.

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middle finger salute

Also known simply as "The finger"



This consists of an outstretched arm (although the arm can be bent, or barely outstretched at all) with the back of the hand facing toward an object of scorn, and the middle finger extended in an upward direction.

Barry said I should take a photograph of him while he gave me the thumbs up from the Eiffel Tower. The zoom function on my camera showed he was actually giving me the middle finger salute.


I was driving so slowly that even a couple of elderly nuns in a honda gave me the middle finger salute as they passed me.

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my website

www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.

Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.

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beef for desert

Used to describe someone who is large and muscular.

"He's big, he's buff, he eats beef for desert"

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cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

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lug

(v.) To paddle someone's ears. Often very harshly. Lug is also a word for ear

lug lug lug. Guess what? LUG! yeah! L-U-G ugl, gul, ulg, glu, lgu!


Yeah play with my ears SSSHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEZZZE

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