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de-militarized zone

(n.) (American spelling) A part of a country which is not occupied (and is not intended to be occupied) by home troops.

The rhineland was origianally to be a de-militarized zone.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 20, 2004

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 30, 2004

24πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu jesus May 8, 2004

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


iron fist

To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.

Stalin ruled with an iron fist.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 19, 2004

332πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


opportunity cost

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 4, 2004

32πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.

a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 30, 2004

17πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


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See that long button on the bottom of your keyboard? That's called spacebar that is.

YoUr Ad HiZzLe!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 22, 2004

88πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž