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Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 2, 2004

83πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".

I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 22, 2004

113πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 7, 2004

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


adrenaline music

Music which stimualtes the adrenaline glands. Typical examples will include techno/dance/heavy metal/some gangsta rap. Driving to this sort of music will cause carelessness.

The prodigy have some good adrenaline music.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 19, 2004

50πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II

The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.

by Kung-Fu jesus June 24, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 20, 2004

105πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


ruskie

(n.) One of Russian nationality, extended sometimes to include former soviet union states such as the Ukraine

Contrary to what some people think, the word 'ruskie' or 'rusky' was not coined during the cold war, but the crimean war in which the Ottomans fought Russia, later joined by France and the United Kingdom.


Fun fact: The Crimean campaign was the only war France won in the 19th century; the beggining of the french military victories joke

by Kung-Fu jesus July 17, 2004

539πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž