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(n.) A object of desire, until the turn of this century.
"I can't figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate"
--Quote, can you guess who by?
(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.
He can make this stormy sea calm again...
• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.
Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.
There are no hostilities toward you (singular or plural) here, treat this place as if it were your own. When used to unknown females, is often a smarmy indication that she will be molested.
Come in, young gypsie girl traveller, make yourself at home.
*rapes the young traveller later that night*
The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.
Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up
(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.
He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac
A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.
*policeman gets on the rain*
sniff sniff, i smell bacon!
*whack*