i smell bacon

A phrase said loudly by petty criminals to the person next to you in the vicinity of a policeman.

*policeman gets on the rain*

sniff sniff, i smell bacon!

*whack*

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14K

The most notorius of the triads. Lead by brokentooth until his arrest.

The 14K are still indirectly lead by brokentooth.

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rampart

A fortification consisting of a man-made hill (embankment) with a building at the top. Typically, there will be barbed wire or some mannor of defending material at the bottom (spikes, anti-personnel mines) and two entrances.

Nazi ramparts were destroyed on d-day

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war pictures

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.

That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!

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Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.

After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.

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thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.

"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.

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torrential downpour

See British weather

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.

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