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jet set

Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.

Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.

by Kung-Fu jesus July 6, 2004

290πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.

Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 5, 2004

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


internet fad

Any fad that starts off on the internet and recieves minor, temporary interest from the tabloid press. Such examples are the paris hilton video, all your base are belong to us, back orifice, child pornography, paedophilia/pedophilia, 14 year old hackers taking down the national grid or stealing money from credit cards etc.

Due to the fact that most regular internet users are jack-off morons with a lust for gratuitous sex/gratuitous violence or other gratuitous shit, internet fads tend to be very ghey.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 19, 2004

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu jesus June 23, 2004

138πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


my ears are bleeding

(Idiom) this music/noise is terrible!

*plays some linkin park*


My ears are bleeding!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 9, 2004

99πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


slip through the net

(v.) To avoid capture and punishment.


See also off the grid

Paedophiles and rapists slip through the net and become teachers.

by Kung-Fu jesus June 26, 2004

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cinquecento

(n.) An economy car made by Fiat. Small, ugly, terrible turning, slow, underpowered and unconfortable, this car remains a high-seller for fiat because of the low price and cheap maintainence. No male, not even a homosexual can keep his cool when seen driving this car by his friends.

A ford model T could smoke a cinquecento.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 6, 2004

6πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž