dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

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dancing queen

(n.) Any male, aged 17, who is dancing. Used as an insult and a question of the persons' sexuality.

Well aren't you the little dancing queen, young and sweet, You're only seventeen too.

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diseconomies of scale

The opposite of economies of scale. Here, cost price per unit increases as production increases.

We have a problem, we suffer diseconomies of scale.

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elephant gun

(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.


(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.

The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun


He has an elephant gun.

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bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

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busby

(n.) A large bear fur hat worn by 19th century Russians, now associated with the British Amry regiments on show at London.

(n.) A vagina resembling a busby.

It wasn't just an afro, it was a fucking busby!

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elgoog

Go to google and type in elgoog, then click on I'm feeling lucky to access a mirror world google. To do searches, you need to type in reverse. Really annoying and funny.

I ran an elgooG search for 'abmug abmug' because I love ego surfing. It linked back to urbandictionary, gametalk and a bunch of mafia and mountain bike websites

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