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nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 3, 2004

24πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


horizontal kickboxing

Sexual intercourse, usually violence is implied.

How about after this kickboxing competitition, how about we get down to some horizontal kickboxing, eh?

by Kung-Fu jesus April 30, 2004

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Muay Thai

A martial art that is all very well and good until you face anyone more than 30 pounds heavier than you, at which point your speedy light blows happen to be useless, and you will have your ass reamed.

That 120 pound grand champion took on a 150 pound kid and lost.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 23, 2004

15πŸ‘ 313πŸ‘Ž


amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 9, 2004

193πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


shooter

1960's British slang for a handgun. The sort of thing you would have heard in Get Carter (the orginianal, not that shit stallone remake).

Get that shooter out of your pocket and give it 'ere before you blow your bollocks off!

by Kung-Fu jesus July 31, 2004

65πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"

G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.

by Kung-Fu jesus July 28, 2004

205πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 29, 2004