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A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.
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(n.) A victim of domestic violence
Joes' girlfriend is a panda face. You can even read her name on his wedding ring from the mark on her face!
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A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following
a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal
If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.
blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.
deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?
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Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!
Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.
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Aston martin variator. Totally Kick-ass!
Oh dear, mister Mustang driver, did your cheap volanté rip-off break down?
*drives off in superior V8 Volanté*
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An insult that rolls off you like water off a duck's back is one that is ignored.
Sometimes you need to let things roll off you like water off a ducks back.
I read some of your posts and, to be honest with you, it seems like you kind of go out of your way to invite a confrontation just so you can convince yourself that you have a leg to stand on.
So far I do not see your name being assigned as mod and I found your posts to be difficult to read as there is a lack of cohesion to your messages.
Secondly, if you do not want people spamming then you would be well advised to follow your own advice and stop making numerous off topic posts.
Look, I get a bit miffed too when people respond in the manner this "Hog" guy did but at the same time sometimes you just have to view people like him as you would an ill behaved 2 year old.
But..it would be to your benefit as well as others if you do not purposely invite confrontations like that. It is called a "set up" and is almost at the bottom of the ethics scale.
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Black Waltz #6â¢
Black Waltz #6 Apr 20, 2004
NOTE: Butt-waltz is still a faggot.
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