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weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.

*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 21, 2004

37πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


j00 F4G

You faggot!


An implication of homosexuality.

<GumX0R> j00 F4g!!111!!2!ONE

by Kung-Fu jesus April 17, 2004

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


eurotunnel

See chunnel

Eurotunnel logo is ghey

by Kung-Fu jesus June 15, 2004

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by Kung-Fu jesus September 25, 2004

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


boxed-in feeling

(n.) A sudden attack of claustrophobia.

"|started to get theat boxed-in feeling" said eliturk, moments after being freed from a paper bag.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 19, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Poorly paid conscripts

People practically forced into a war with little money or hope of returning. The expendable n00bs of the armies.

The poorly paid conscripts were forced to rush the enemy, while the guns lined up to take shot.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 3, 2004

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


maloderant

French for odorous, foul smelling.

Les gens Français c'est maloderant.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 28, 2004

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž