headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

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kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

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the weakest link

Popular television gameshow origianally shown on the BBC and presented by Anne Robinson. Later shown in many other countries. It was made popular not by the contestants voting eachother off to land just one with the money, but also that instead of being cheery, the presenter kept a stern face and questioned the intelligence of the contestants.


When they were voted off one-by-one, she would say "You are the weakest link, Good-bye."

"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that seems to be you.."

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ego

A measure of Narcisism.

Narcisists rule!

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rapeseed

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.

GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*

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Royalties

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.

That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.

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ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

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