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plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004


x marks the spot

What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.


The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.

X marks the spot, so let's go and dig up treasure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004


austropudlia

Apparantly, a communist superstate. A mix of austrian and liverpudlian. More info at austropudlia.cjb.net

austropudlia is owned by pimp michael

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004


wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Indicating a very wreckless macho military action that comes off very well.

Wham-bam-thank-you-mam 50 calibre machine gun.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004


awaken a sleeping giant

(v.) to prompt a powerful force of unknown destuctive capabilities into action.

Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.


Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004


coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.

"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004


Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004