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dropped

(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.

He is dropped


That band is dropped.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 17, 2004

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tyre kicker

(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.

by Kung-Fu jesus June 6, 2004

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1-series

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 9, 2004

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chainsaw

a)A motor-driven spiked chain. Can range in size from a couple of inches to several metres. The chain moves at a high speed, and with great power. It can do the work of a manual saw in a fifth of the time.

b) to use a) to destroy something.

"I need a chainsaw to cut down this tree."

"I chainsawed the tree"

by Kung-Fu jesus April 15, 2004

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location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.

There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location

by Kung-Fu jesus April 20, 2004

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Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

by Kung-Fu jesus May 12, 2004

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eurodisney

The former name of Disneyland Paris. Thought to be a large albatross, a proverbial lead balloon. Due to high prices and bad reviews, Europe's largest theme park turned out to be disney's biggest disaster. It took some time to get the image and prices on track. In 1999, Disney announed that they had broken even...after six years of losing money. Eurodisney has yet to announce whther the loss sustained until 1999 has been recouperated, but it shall be stated soon that the project has entirely broken even.

I was in Eurodisney the year it announced it had broken even.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 28, 2004

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