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punch & judy

A puppet show that died out because it glorified violence to women. Shame, I liked it :P

beat your girlfriend, she secretly likes it ;)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004


wings

a) A band with ex-beatle Paul McCartney
b) One's ability to fly aircraft or helicopters
c) arms perpendicular to the body that allow something to fly

a) wings suck
b) get your wings!
c) aeroplane without wings?!?!?!?!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004


voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004


red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004


economies of scale

When cost of production per unit decreases, as production increases. The good effects of buying in bulk, up to a point.

We benefit from economies of scale at our timber plant.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004


Cornwallis

The man who lost america for Britain. Almost as much of an idiot as Neville Chamberlain.

Cornwallis was one of the worst Britons ever. He should have joined France.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004


abba

Swedish pop group consisting of two men and two women (who got married then divrced) who had a string of massively popular songs. Thier appeal was lessened by their terrible dress sense.

Abba's best song was "take a chance on me"

by Kung-fu JeSuS July 25, 2004