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march

(v.) A steady, disiplined walk.

(n.) The third month accordign to the gregorian calender, that takes hold of the 60th-91st days of the year.

March is a stupid month. August is better.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 19, 2004

47πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.

He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run

by Kung-Fu jesus May 1, 2004


bond street

The most expensive place to buy property in the world. The floor area that your feet take up is probably worth more than your shoes.

Bond street is even more expensive than that palace in Tokyo.

by Kung-Fu jesus July 6, 2004

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 17, 2004

117πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


your kids

When someone is too old to be insulted by "yo mama", simply give them "yo kids". This sends people into a towering rage, especially, if you happen to be sleeping with thier daughter.

Girlfriend's dad: I'm gonna ream yo ass!

Gumba: Your daughter! Last Tuesday when she was supposed to be shopping!

GFD: AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! DIIIEE!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 18, 2004

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


the other white meat

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).

Ah, the other white meat...

by Kung-Fu jesus April 21, 2004

51πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


life of Riley

An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.

He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.

by Kung-Fu jesus July 8, 2004

71πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž