bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

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viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.

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still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

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tug-of-war

(n.) A test of strength and grip. Two teams line up on either side of a line and try to pull the other team over with a rope everyone holds.


It is also used as a metaphor in any event (usually political or gang-related) where two teams are trying to constantly outdo eachother.

It was a tug-of-war trying to get funds for the new project at work today. Smith kept trying to get money for his office from the boss while I wanted it to refurnish the office i work in.

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hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

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std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.

Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.

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scientology

(n.) The reason for earthly unhappiness.

The church of Scientology could actually make us a lot happier if it folded.

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