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you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 30, 2004

32πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Richard & Judy

(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.


Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.


If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.

In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:


A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......

by Kung-Fu jesus May 4, 2004

41πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.

Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system

by Kung-Fu jesus June 8, 2004

197πŸ‘ 195πŸ‘Ž


thundercats

Massively popular cartoon of the eighties. The only better cartoon was masters of the universe. Following a similar style to MOTU, Thundercats delivered some interesting storylines, and also tought the viewers a sense of morality. Something the power rangers generation didn't get.

Thunder!

Thunder!

Thundercats! Hoooooooooo!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 21, 2004

74πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


yooessahyy

What merikans can be found chanting at any lame sporting event, regardless of whether or not there is anyone on either team that is not from the 'yooessahyy'

yooessahyy!


yooessahyy!

shut-fuck-up!

shut-fuck-up!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 29, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu jesus June 6, 2004

91πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


rack and pinion steering

The steering method for most, if not all cars. The steering wheel stretches out, and on the end is a cogwheel. This cogwheel connects to the rear of the two struts of the front axel. When the steering is turned left, the cogwheel pushes the rack on the rear axel right. This means that the end of the left front wheel towards the back is pulled inwards, while the front part is on the opposite side of a fulcrum, and is pushed outwards. The opposite happens to the front right, so the wheels turn left at the same time.

I doubt anyone will understand my definition of rack and pinion steering, so I'll make it quick


Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 28, 2004

17πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž