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We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu jesus May 29, 2004

62πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 9, 2004

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


screw on penis

Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.

How's that screw on penis?

by Kung-Fu jesus April 25, 2004

6πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 15, 2004

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 1, 2004

21πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


ruined shit

What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.

He ruined my shit!

by Kung-Fu jesus April 21, 2004

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 15, 2004

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž