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Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it
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A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.
We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.
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(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open
A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!
B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
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(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.
Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?
KFJ: huh? Yea...right.
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Lenght of time for the average frenchman to take a bath or have a shower.
la douche? NON!
les gens franΓΒ§ais est maloderant!
Why else do you think france produces so much parfum? Have you ever been on the metro? It fucking stinks!
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(Idiom) The benefits of doing a certain action are seemingly endless.
A short, quick war will do our economy no end of good.
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(v.) To take inudustrial action (also known as a strike) is for the workers to refuse to work, causing the company loss of sales. This is a bargaining tool used by the poor people against the rich.
Minimum wage guy: Oooh Oooh our company made ΓΒ£700 million turnover! This is despite spending ΓΒ£690 million on achieving it. I don't know shit about economics, or that this is below even the rate that the investors would get in a bank. Time for industrial action!
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