zanzibar

Island country off the east coast of southern Africa that later joined with tanzania. Often used for comparisons to things that the speakers know little about. This is possibly because no-one seems to know where the fuck this island is.

Tell me what's your favourite dish?

I'm not gonna cook It but I'll order it from zanzibar!


--Tenacious D, Fuck her gently.

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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.

We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.

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usm

Abbreviation for "Unstoppable sex machine", as in "Carter: The unstoppable sex machine"

The only living boy in new cross

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shooting the shit

A hard-line extremist approach to clearing dog shit from the streets involving firing off a six-shooter at random turds, scoring points for every piece of shit shot. Each competitor has 36 bullets and ten minutes.

I was shooting the shit until the cops busted my ass for shooting a dog wile sitting and its' enraged owner. I'm getting 20 to life.

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Hurricane

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions

Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!

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WMD caché

Something so well hidden, it is as if it does not exist.

Psycho bitch's linguistic skills

Denida's penis


BRANE!"

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mimed

A mimes performance is one where the performer(s) go through the actions to appear as if they were singing, but in actual fact were simply moving thier lips to the music.

N*sync mimed most, if not all of thier performances, not that their average fan was intelligent enough to notice.

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