Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.

a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.

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knock boots

hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat

i knocked boots with your mum

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KO'd

To be knocked out. To be forced into unconciusness by physical means of attacking the head.

Iron Mike got Ko'D in the fifth by KFJ and his lightening punches.

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a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

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picknose

One who picks thier nose. Worse if they eat the contents. Yum!

picknose! picknose! I saw you eating your own snot!

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happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

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sport of kings

See horse racing

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.

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