no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

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Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

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facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice

lolol teh facesex!!!

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vans

Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.

I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.

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ungentlemanly weapon

(n.) any weapon that is designed to cause damage to anyone, regardless of whether they are general public or paid military. This includes all chemical and biological weapons, nuclear, and any other WMD. The weapons not included in this are those such as firearms, stabbing and blunt objects, hand grenades, fists and canons.

World War I was considered to be a gentleman's war until the German army tried out it's chemical weapons once stalemate had been reached.

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DeLorean

A car capable of taking itelf back to the future.

Wheeee! DeLorean!

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my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

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