fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

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know you out

"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.

I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out

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top of the class

Used sarcasticly in the same way as rocket scientist or einstein to insult someone who has attempted to sound intelligent by pointing out the obvious.

Wow, you're top of the class there!

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braggart

(n.) A person who is prone to braggadocio

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.

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coy

(Military) contraction for "company"

C. coy in reserve.

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memo

(n.) Contraction for memorandum

There is a memo on my desk.

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LWT

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

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