imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.

Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.

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defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

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Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.

Time to put our players through thier paces.

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nay

Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.

Nay! Good faith.

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bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.

Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.

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bouncing bomb

1) A spherical bomb that bounces on water when dropped at speed. Floats. Used by the allies to attack dams without losing thier planes.


2) A morbidly obese person fallign over and bouncing back up with thier stomach.

Bouncing bombs were launched against austrian and german dams


The fat woman did a bouncing bomb

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jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.

Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

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