head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

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United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern ireland

4th richest economy of the world. Fist steps to form were re-union of England and Wales (1282). Union of afore-mentioned and Scotland (1705). This made it the United Kingdom. When it conquered Ireland/Eire, it became the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. After this hold over Ireland was minimised to six counties, it assumed the current name.

Third longest country name in the world, eh?

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dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.

They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.

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just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.

Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.

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slang

Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.

I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?

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budget deficit

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

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Glass shard stick

A piece of wood, typically a baseball bat or similar with glass shards twisted into it. Possibly with other materials such as nails.

We have a few glass shard sticks out back to beat people down with.

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