cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.

dear leccy groovers

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Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed

We are below the industry averages.

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Harem

(n.) a back in the day term for a stable full o' bitches.

Sheik Mohammed-izzle-nizzle(1904): I got a harem full o' bitches

Nizzle-wizzle-got-tha-bizzle(2004): I got a stable full o' bitches

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Fräulein

(n.) A german woman, particularly an angry blonde woman named Helga that has princess leia hair and a spiked helmet.

The fräulein picked me up and beat me.

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hindustan

the indian sub-continent. India, pakistan, bangladesh etc.

BHANGRA! available in hindustan.

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clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop

An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

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cabrio

Short for cabriolet, a convertible car.

Yo yo yo who wants a ryde in mah cab-ri-o!

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