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putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-fu JeSuS April 23, 2004

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


litchenstein

WTF do these goat definitions have to do with litchenstein???

woah fuck liek teh OMG kupwn'd!



I wally woxxorssssss!

by Kung-fu JeSuS May 4, 2004

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism

When did you turn your back on God?

by Kung-fu JeSuS April 29, 2004

22πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Styx

a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)

When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.

by Kung-fu JeSuS May 2, 2004

34πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


enthusiasts' car

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)

FOR SALE


1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.

by Kung-fu JeSuS May 5, 2004

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-fu JeSuS May 5, 2004

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

by Kung-fu JeSuS June 24, 2004

57πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž