Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.

J'us TITS!


Jaysus tits!

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Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

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crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

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Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.

The militia took up arms against the invaders.

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Goddamnable

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.

Goddamnable feminazis.

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Godfather part II

It's nothing, only the best movie ever.

How anyone could think star wars was really better is beyond me. Part II wasn't as slow moving as part I, but had a lot more happening than part III.

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old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

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