acrotomophilia

Attraction to amputees, a paraphilia.

Sir Paul McCartney (See the beatles) married a one legged woman.

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off the grid

(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.

Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.

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Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

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you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".

I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.

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chinkypot

(n.) chinese food, as used by the cockney population and people from housing estates around Essex, particularly in Romford.

"Ya doan pay wen ya go dahn chnikypot!"



--Non-paying woman to a police officer in Essex.

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adrenaline music

Music which stimualtes the adrenaline glands. Typical examples will include techno/dance/heavy metal/some gangsta rap. Driving to this sort of music will cause carelessness.

The prodigy have some good adrenaline music.

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Rhineland affair

Hitler's occupation of the Rhineland, the last undoing of the Treaty of Versailles. The annexation of Austria, the next grand scheme from Hitler was considered a countdown to World War II

The Rhineland Affair was the last totally positive thing Hitler did.

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