a bit on the side

A person who whom one has an extra-marital affair with.

Psycho bitch's mother wasn't shocked when she found out psycho bitch was her dad's bit on the side.

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Christmas

December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.

I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!

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old balls

Disparaging term for an old man.

Is that the guy with old balls?

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terra firma

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

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National Anthem

A tune, most often accompanied by patriotic lyrics that is declared to be the song representative of that country.

"Oh Lord our God arise,

Scatter our enemies,

And make them fall

Confound their politics

Frustrate their knavish tricks,

On Thee our hopes we fix

Oh save us all."


--Extract from "God save the Queen"

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impress

a) To have a strong effect on something
b) To force someone into naval services.

Rorke's drift was an impressive battle.

The anglo-american war (or war of 1812, if it's the only war your country was in at the time, aka you are from north america) resulted in the treaty of Ghent. However, this did not resolve any of the issues the united states had fought for. However, as a courtesy, Impressing stopped. See war of 1812

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a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

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