birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

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a fuck idea

(n.) any idea, a clue as to the meaning of.

"I don't have a fuck idea what you just said."

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your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

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human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

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DaimlerChrysler

^What James said^

Nothing to do with Daimler (Of DS420 and dart fame). They're owned by Jaguar.

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Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

A ridiculous "comedy" that will quite likely be named "worst tv show ever" within ten years. Racist and retarded. Snoop should've stuck to rap; sketch shows aren't his thing.

Naff Naff Naff, said the dog, after watching doggy fizzle.

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One dimensional character

(n.) A boring person

(n.) An actor that is so bad you can tell that the studio bosses were shaking thier heads during filming. Keeps looking at the camera. One who gets stage fright and stutters a lot.

Elitist and butt licka are one dimensional characters, they deserve eachother

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