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Paper or plastic?

(Idiom) Cash or Credit card?

Paper or plastic, Coco Mademoiselle?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004


spiral staircase

(n.) a staircase that spirals round, with turning steps.


Idiom to describe a situation where the next step is not always clear, and a large amount of training in doing this is required.

This project has become something of a spiral staircase.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004


tu meré

Yo mama!

Limey: You stink!

Frog: TU MERE! ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004


Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004


coup d'etat

a) when militia storm the government HQ and cease control of a country.

b) When a government is discredited by its' actions enough for them to be forced by thier people to hand over power, since no-one is listening to them

b) The house-arrest of Mikhail Gorbachev was ended by Boris Yeltsins' coup d'etat in which he campaigned against the USSR government of which he was a member with the people on his side and the military disobeying thier oders to prevent the people, thus securing the military on his side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004


rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004


meaning of life

A section of the movie "monty python and the meaning of life".

See monty python, orgasm, nuke

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004