Oaf

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!

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Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

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something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

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Fang

(n.) A long canine tooth, used to suck blood, apparantly.

People with fangs are losers.



Eliturk bought soem fangs.

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find yourself another piece of the action

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

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cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

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colt

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

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