idwtd

It stands for i. don't. want. to. die.

That's what it means.

idwtd means i do not want to die.

hellsummer

A summer that was terrible, awful and/or unpleasant: it felt like hell.

"That was such a hellsummer."

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”