antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

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cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

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Taiway to hell

The former name for the Taiway

I served aboard the Taiway to Hell.

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sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant

Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing

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skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

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gatekeeper

The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.

Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.

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manchild

David

David is a one upper manchild