A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
A REALLY old person. Someone who has outlived the enjoyment in their lives.
Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..