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Bisexual

Bisexual means a person who is attracted to both the male and female sex. In recent years, it has been used by many so-called "punk rock" artists to describe themselves because it sells records. Teenage girls, who notoriously like gay guys, think "OH MY GOD HE'S GAY BUT I COULD STILL GET LAID BY HIM!" Hence the record sales. People guilty of this faggotry include Gerard Way, Billy Joe Armstrong, and that one guy from The Used.

Stupid teenage girl: Like OH MY GOD! GERARD WAY IS BISEXUAL! OH MY GOD!
Smart Teenage Girl: *slaps girl 1*

by Kurt F October 27, 2007

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bigsby

The original whammy bar.

Check out the Bigsby I got for my Tele!

by Kurt F November 19, 2007

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republican

One of the two major political powers in the United States today. Although they are all people with beliefs, families, and values, they are often critisized due to the vocal few of their party. In truth, there are just as many bad democrats as there are republicans.

Just because someone is a republican or democrat doesn't make them good or evil

by Kurt F October 26, 2007

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nosesturbation

Noun. The act of sticking an object up one's nose in order to induce a sneeze. Portmanteau of "Nose" and "Masturbation".

I engaged in some pretty hearty nosesturbation over there.

by Kurt F December 10, 2007

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photobooth

Possibly one of the most pointless, but fun, apps for a computer. EVER. It uses the built-in camera on an iMac or MacBook to take all sorts of goofy pictures. Not only can you take pictures, you can also do all sorts of goofy distortion effects, and color filters, such as thermal, X-Ray, and comic book.

PhotoBooth sucks up too much of my spare time.

by Kurt F November 19, 2007

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Chex Quest

A remake type thing of Doom that came out in the late '90s. Quite possibly the most fun to ever come out of a cereal box

Chex quest is so awesome words cannot describe it

by Kurt F October 27, 2007

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Mountain Dew

Proof that God exists.

I don't drink coffee, I drink Mountain Dew.

by Kurt F October 27, 2007

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