tight

When a person is reluctant to spend money or personal items.

That bitch is as tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm

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kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

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