Jeremy Davis

Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”

I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.