slouch

A period of time (usually 2-4 days) when a group of people (usually 2-6 people) stay in a confined space. Activities in this space include but are not limited to:playing video games, watching TV, listening to music, etc. The only rule in a slouch is no sleeping. The room generally has a plethora of TVs, at least one refrigerator, microwave, hotplate, computer(with internet access), and gaming consoles hooked up to all of the TVs. In order to get the full slouch feeling you need to have online gaming, music playing all the time, a TV for news ( in case of a nuclear holocaust). Most people go out in advance and buy an obscene amount of food, soda, and weird props. Some slouches can get expensive but you do not need to be rich to have a fulfilling slouch. The genuine slouches always have a live streaming feed, so that the groups friends can check in on them, not only for laughs but for safety.

Once a year a professional will hold a super slouch. In a super slouch, the contestants will wear special slouch uniforms, and when it is completed will receive a super slouch champions hat and trophy.

Me and Mitch are going to slouch this summer, and yes it will be on USTREAM.

Where are you guys... don't tell me that you are slouching again. That's the 3rd time this month.

Why are those kids buying all of that stuff... Oh they are slouching, looks like they will have a nice one

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