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Ford

"Ford" acronym for a pickup truck found on road dead. Fords can be found on the road dead at any time regardless of the age of the vehicle. Fords are sold with a puppy of varying breeds for companionship while waiting for the tow truck.

It's a good thing I got a puppy with my Ford. I thought it tricks when ever I was waiting for the tow truck.

by Kurty Jim April 4, 2020


ELEPHANTCOCKLEINTITIS

Condition suffered by the Male sex

of the Homo sapiens species possessing a huge sexual organ. When the affected area enlarges becomes engorged with blood. The effected male can become faint or become unconscious. Very few individuals suffer from the condition 99.9% percent of the Male population lie about having it.

KJ suffered with elephantcockleintitis, having to wear a counter weight on his back.

by Kurty Jim April 4, 2020