Ramen Noodles

little thin strips of cardboard

Ramen noodles submerged in hot water for three minutes taste good!

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Blind

to not be able to see

Louis Braille was blind.

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Penguin

a bird that can not fly but it can swim very well in extremely cold conditions

Batman has an enemy called Penguin.

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feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

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Ice cream

Mashed potatoes mixed with whole fat milk

There are so many fat people nowadays because they ate too much ice cream when they were little.

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corner

renroc spelled backwards

the peoples? they were dyslexic so they pronounced it corner when they should have pronounced it renroc

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mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

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