homophone

a homosexual telephone

The telephone raped my ass last night because it was gay.

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attention

the thing that belongs to you which I have right now

I have your attention

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beeyitch

The way Southerners pronounce the word "bitch"

So the other day? I was watching Jerry Springer? And there was this really hot lesbian chick? Who kept calling her sex partner a beeyitch for cheating on her? And I was all, like, OMGWTF?

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lady a

a hella pimp chick who's name is angela or da numba 1 pimpette

bitch plz, yu kno yu wanna, dun worry bout it, dude seriously, seriously dude, hella pimp

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Pain

The thing that you will feel if you don't go away!

Feel pain!

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terrorism

George W. Bush's excuse to dominate the world

freedom fries

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pleasure

happiness

I get pleasure from having sex.

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