sit down zbz

To be owned in only the greatest of ways.

Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.

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hoda

participating in any sexual activity with object other than humans or any other living thing.

Matt is having hoda with the car seat.

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forsh

loose translation of the word 'fuck' from the made-up language of Ish and DC, or Apaish

Hey! You Moda Forshay! She's just a forshie slort!

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r0g

133t for "Roger that"

1: eos te mange
2: r0g

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Oregon

An economically-damaged state where many morons actually move in. Aren't they aware of Oregon's economy and how hard it is to get a job? An overall boring state that's probably good for snowboarders and skiers, but for everyone else, it really sucks. Don't move here. It's a state where boredom would eat away at you like a skin disease.

People say I should move to California. Maybe I'll take that under advisement.

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bizzy

ie. Justin Mortenson.

Hi, I am bizzy, I fuck guys.

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nbc

National Broadcasting Company, owned by General Electric. Known as the network for Friends, but soon will only have Law and Order and ER to survive off of.

Dateline is cool about all the restaurant sanitation stuff though. But c'mon...the Today Show loses it's charm. What's the joy of seeing people scream at a camera at 7:00 AM?

Also see democrat for a realistic viewpoint of what you see on NBC during an election.

Look! It's Katie Couric on NBC!

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