Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

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Ashton Kutcher

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.

Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.

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Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

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polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

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Neon Dunes

Great; A great place to go.

Dude that site is sooo Neon Dunes!

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circuit

<adjective> Describes a party or Rave with abundant drug usage, dancing, and hooking up, especially a series of such underground gatherings which move from place to place.

"Stay away from that one. He's a circuit boy and is nothing but trouble."

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tearing it up

to perform very well in some forum, video games in particular

Man, last round, you were tearing it up, you were doing so well

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