Wreck

1) A verbal insult, physical blow or unfortunate circumstance that amuses bystanders and leaves the victim unable to respond

Woooaahh you got wrecked!

He is easily wreckable!

I woke up today and I'm like "wooaah I got wrecked!"

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spunkrag

a towel or cloth used to wipe off semen after ejaculation.

Dude,you just dried your hair with my spunkrag!

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scrumdidlyumptious

1. very good
2. good times

-How was your class sweetie?
-It was scrumdidlyumptious!

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squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

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Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

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Howie Day

The best singer/songwriter/musician on the face of this earth. Originates from Bangor, Maine and has toured the world with various musicians. Check out www.HowieDay.com for more information.

"Did you see Howie Day last night on Letterman...he was awesome."

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wootman

the superhero who fights evil with his woot

wootman shot down batman with a super-woot-shot.... in his face

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