BLAF

Built Like A Fighter. A term sometimes used to refer to UFC President Dana White. An article once described White as being "built like a fighter".

Guy #1: BLAF came out and called Tito a puss for ducking their sparring match.

Guy #2: BLAF? Who's that?

Guy #1: Dana White, dude.

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travel

(verb) In personals ads or Internet chat arrangements for casual sex, the act of going to the home of the trick, who is the host.

"I am married, so I must travel to your place."

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offshoring

When Asia, India, Pakistan, and all those gay third-world countries steal jobs from America. They are not as skilled as the Americans they stole the job from, and are too stupid to realize they are getting paid very little compared to Americans.

Offshoring sucks.

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Nip/Tuck

An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.

Nip/Tuck went from sharp to crap.

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Snarlax

The creature that lives between dan moore's legs. Originaly a mispronunciation of the mythical sand creature on the planet tatooine. Sarlac AFter the mispronounciation, the beast became a combination of the Sarlac and the pokemon Snorelax

MAN! That Snarlax ate my lunch, and my arm!

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On Dills

A phrasr used to describe when a gurl or dude is pressed on someone of the opposite sex, or, of the same sex, if necessary.

Damn John REALLY likes Sally.
Yea i know, John is on dills!

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anal lube

a lubricant made just for anal sex with a male or female partner.

"John sweety, you need to go to CVS and pick up another tube of anal lube. My bum is getting chaffed" - Peter

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