Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.

1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.

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Epicosity

A type of measurement used in association with Epicology, used to study the Value of one's Epic-ness

1. The epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeballs from 100ft is pretty damn high

2. A 'Sean Connery' is the maximum level of epicosity
a) Chuck Norris = about half a Sean Connery epicosity.

3. Prepare for Maximum epicosity!

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