Swamp Ass

Build up of sweat and anal juices that then make the ass incredibly drippy and soggy, it is considered a delicacy in Ethiopia, best known for the swamp ass festival. This is when the tribes gather together and harvest the swamp ass from people named MICHAEL. They harvest it by the gallon and then proceed dance around the buckets of slosh and swamp ass.

It is rumored that swamp ass was used to cure the bubonic plague and is still used to flavor food to this day. It crusts up quite easily and can then be used as a crusty and delicious powder.

Damn Michael’s got some good ass swamp ass.

I’m going to sacrifice my friends at the swamp ass festival

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